Santa Ho

A slutty girl that wears a red Santa hat along with a short red and white skirt and high black boots.

Look, there's another Santa Ho. You always see them around Christmas time.

Santa Ho by TygerGal December 9, 2009

Santa Claus dat ho 

To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.

Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.

Santa Claus dat ho by Codyb January 12, 2008

santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

santa clause dat ho by JGBS January 10, 2008

Santa Hoe 

Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa.

Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?

Santa Hoe by BitchSauceOrYourLoss October 19, 2016

Santa Clara Hockey 

When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.

Santa Clara Hockey by Hockey40 March 19, 2011

Santa Fe Hotdog 

Ingredients: 1 footlong hotdog, Hatch green chile, mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, hot buns.

To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.

After a long, strenuous day at the gallery, there's nothing better than a couple of Santa Fe Hotdogs!

Santa Fe Hotdog by Jor-hay October 7, 2007

Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

Santa Claus Hours by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016