"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.
-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.