Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"

"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*

by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018

Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.

"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"

by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013

Sploon

A spooning slut: someone who spoons with everyone.

Bob: Suzy spooned with Jack last night.

Eric: I heard she spooned with Nathan last week too.

Bob: I am not surprised. She's such a SPLOON.

by Clarexx June 30, 2014

sploon

to play splatoon

"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."

by squidkid666 June 16, 2015

sploon too

an other word for splatoon 2

Person 1:hey wanna sploon too
Person 2:naw ima fortnut
Person 1:oh k.

by IcySand May 25, 2018

SploOn

SplOon/SplOoning/SploOned:
(Latin Origin)-
Yo Mamma; And Ya Papa.

Hayden: Did you hear? Mr. Worldwide just got splOoned!

Milo: SploOned? My beloved (Armando Christian Pérez)??

Cooper: Yeah, he must be yo mamma or ya papa. His water must have broke!

by Armando Christian Pérez June 18, 2021

Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.

I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned

by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017