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Having sex in the Spoon position, and it gets a little messy
Tonight I shplooned with Tory
Shploon by lemkechick December 8, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"
"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*
Sploon by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018
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"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
sploon by squidkid666 June 16, 2015

Ka- Shloon 

Another way of saying thank you.
Heres your food

Ka- Shloon

You good bruh

Nah
Ka- Shloon by BruhBruhMoment February 14, 2020

shploogen 

the residue left on any object or person after ejaculation.
"did you just shploogen on my sheets?"

"help! help! i've got shploogen in my eye!"
shploogen by Cat18 October 7, 2006
the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside
is flatpants on the shploink again?
shploink by sam jandwich January 27, 2022
n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.
-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.
Sploonth by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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