bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

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bonerdown

Extreme disappointment or anticlimax regarding something that one was previously excited about.

Lewis: When I showed up to the book signing it turned out to be Stephen Baldwin, not Alec Baldwin!

Christa: Bonerdown man!

bonerdown by XtarPags November 28, 2011

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bonerdox • BonerDog • bonerdome • bonerdown

Bonerdoner

A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.

Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.

Bonerdoner by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012

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bonerdome

someone with a shaved head ..looks like a penis. (skinheads)

there was a gang of bonerdomes walking down the street.

bonerdome by Pajo May 9, 2005

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BonerDog

A band that redefined Heavy Metal Music from 2005 - 2007. In it's short but illustrious career BonerDog recorded many unforgettable songs including 2006's "Hammer Up Your Ass" and "Fuck You Jimmy". In a 2006 recording session the bands front man was rumored to have shoved a bag of frozen peas down his pants for "inspiration". There have been rumors of a reunion tour since the bands breakup in early 2007.

That Band is fucking BonerDog! Wow...this is genius!

BonerDog by BD4eva November 27, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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