clockbeat 

SHOPWORN the concept of the clock 'working over' our bodies and minds. i personally, would sometimes like to street fight the clock!

that old man must have been a hellion in his day! -sure looks clockbeat now!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!

clockbeat by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

cockbean 

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.

That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it

cockbean by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019

clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.

Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.

clockweasel by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

cockmeat sandwich 

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

cockmeat sandwich by lenkun August 9, 2008

clocktease 

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

Clocket 

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.

When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”

Clocket by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018