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cornwinkle

1) A comic book character.

2) A boy a family member brings that no one in the family likes. Often shady looking, dressing in cream colored suits, with a carat and a half of cubic zirconium in their ear, and tend to chew gum obnoxiously.

Also spelled corn winkle
Jordan: Hey, who's that kid you brought, Sharon?

Sharon: Him? That's Chuck!

Jordan: Chuck? He seems kinda shady to me.

Sharon: Nah, he's pretty cool.

(One hour later)

Jordan: Hey, Cornwinkle! What are you still doing here?

Chuck/Cornwinkle: I was invited?

Sharon: Cornwinkle, go home! Take my car, and go!

Jordan: Did you just send Cornwinkle home?

Sharon: Yeah, he seemed pretty shady.
cornwinkle by Neal Lancing December 6, 2009
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Cerwinkledinkle

Cerwinkledinkle' is yet ANOTHER slang word. I personally use it as a different/cool way of saying

'cerwinceadence' <--- However you spell it! Although there is some controversy when it comes down to the definition. As someone I know seems to think it means penis, which is does not I will have you know. To clarify this confusion I typed 'cerwinkledinkle' into urban dictionary finding nothing, therefore resulting in this definition being created!;)
Bob: Hey there! Do you like nachos by any chance?

Jeff: YES! I love them!

Bob: Omg Me toooo! What a cerwinkledinkle!

Jeff: Wow that is so awesome! Let's be friends.... BEST friends! =D

Cornickle 

When a tooth chips and or fall out but is proceeded to be swallowed by a living animal and a small noise can be heard as it enters your abdominal cavity
The sound was as quiet and as delicate as a cornickle
Cornickle by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

Cockwinkle

A part of the male body that has been referred to as the penis.
Sean Stuck his Cockwinkle in his hand.
Cockwinkle by ZoltanWithFries April 4, 2009

Codswinkled

Standing at the bar,as the man ordered her favourite drink whilst winking at her confidentially ,she knee instantly she had been codswinkled.
Codswinkled by Dollbear May 3, 2018

corndingle 

When one has a corny dingleberry, then proceeds to smear it across one’s sleeping face.
“My homeboy Johnathon, is crazy on the sticks, so much so, he corndingled a fucking homeless guy.”
corndingle by gtjackoff March 25, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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