schnoice
schnoice by Ack oop barf December 4, 2009
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Schnice
adj. similar in meaning to the English 'nice' but with added emphasis. May be used as an exclamation. Often appears with multiple 'i's.
Origin unclear. Possibly Eastern Europe, but used most frequently in the southwest United States.
Origin unclear. Possibly Eastern Europe, but used most frequently in the southwest United States.
Schnice by Billy Fleecer March 7, 2011
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Shnoice by Zekeotronic February 15, 2008
schnice
A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.
Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Example 1
Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?
Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.
Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards
Example 2
Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!
Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.
Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?
Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.
Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards
Example 2
Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!
Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.
schnice by Topher Brown November 14, 2007
Schnoigers
A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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