A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.
Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Example 1
Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?
Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.
Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards
A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.