blargenschnoff 

An imitation german word that is synonymous to crap, shit, etc. Commonly used in frustration or disbelief.

"Blargenschnoff, I still have to write that paper for English..."

"What the fuck? That's complete blargenschnoff."

blargenschnoff by Greta Wolfcastle December 30, 2009

blargenschmoof

In late 2008, a new word word was invented: the word blargenschmoof. This word was made by made by the man who also made neurg. More often however, the short version of this word is used, the word blarg. This word is used at a poin of aggravation or anger, in the place of a swear word, commonly used on XBox Live.

Jim: Horray, mongoose racecourse!

Gerry: Convoy!

Tyler: Let's go down this ramp, its the starting point.

Mike: shut up Tyler.

Mark: No, Jim! why did you fall off!?!?

Jim: AHHH NOOO!! Blargenschmoof!

blargenschmoof by that guy who GIVE U CATS. July 12, 2009