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Armpit Choo Choo 

Fornication involving the use of an armpit where the male inserts his big veiny bastard of a cock into the females armpit, possibly sweaty but most of all preferably freshly shaven, or Western European style to avoid all chances of unwanted friction. Then, soon after the male inserts his Trouser Trout into her slippery pit, she goes on to make an up and down arm motion, something similar to a conductor pulling on the train horn, hence the Choo Choo, and helping to create all sorts of additional pleasure for the male, leading to a climax superior even to that of having sex with a young, feeble sheep.
Man 1: "Hey man, I'm looking for somethin' new in the bedroom, any suggestions?"
Man 2: "Isn't your girlfriend from Paris?"
Man 1: "Yea, why?"
Man 2: "Ever heard of the Armpit Choo Choo?"
Armpit Choo Choo by Call Me Brad November 17, 2009
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Armpit Choo Choo 

When a penis is placed under an armpit and the receiver moves there arm up and down like they are ringing a bell for a choo choo train.
This reminds me of my fourth grade camping trip when Mr. Hitchens broke into my tent, forced his cock under my arm, an ordered me to give him, an Armpit choo choo.

Armpit Choo Choo 

One must place ones cock inside anothers armpit and thrust persistantly untill ejaculation occurs.
Once I gave this top Lezza model an armpit choo choo, was so sweaty.
Armpit Choo Choo by Thanni October 1, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026