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betwinkled 

A slang word that can be substituted for any cuss word or slur.
Student 1: Did you pass the test?
Student 2: No, our teacher really betwinkled the study guide.
Student 1: Language!
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betwiddled 

I'm betwiddled as! Do I go down to the village with my friends and wag school or do I stay and study? Fail and be cool or stay and be a nerd?
betwiddled by ZechyZechyZechy June 17, 2009

betwixted 

first featured in the publication of great expectations, betwixted it thought to be a verb for "the action one does before eating a Twix", which is contrary to many beliefs. Betwixted is not only a word though, it has paved the way for many great figures in history. Thoman Jefferson Betwixed the Declration of Independace, the very law of our country. Ghadi betwixed his peave movements, and judging from his size, one must know buddah betwixed everytime he fucking did anything!!!
Not only is Betwixted an important thing in history, but it';s also methamophisized into the relgion Betwixtedism. Today Mars chocolate company's CEO is also the cardinal of this fast-growing relgion. Today people are buying cases of Twix's so they can sacrifice there actions to the better of thier god.
Molly:Im going to betwixted
Sam:yay!
betwixted by CuriousGeorge December 19, 2005

Betwinked 

When girls ignore a twink's homosexuality because he is physically attractive
Abby: Josh is straight!
Herendira: I know, and he's so hot
Alan: yall he's literally a faggot! You're being betwinked
Betwinked by MR.KEISHA October 16, 2023

Betwinxed 

When you see some really, large breasts that you would like to put your penis in between. Doing so also resembles, a TWIX bar.
I put my penis in betwinxed her very large breasts, and admired it from afar... thinking of all the different food items it resembles.
Betwinxed by Legendary Slooch February 14, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026