Climbapotamus

A mythological hippopotamus-type creature that can scale walls and buildings as well as clamber over any obstacles in it's path. Although 'sightings' are rare, the climbapotamus is said to cuddle it's prey to death, a process taking anything between 5 minutes and an hour.

Scott: Doug, you'll never believe it! i just watched Giles being cuddled to death by a climbapotamus!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!

Climbapotamus by scottbox November 6, 2009

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clitapotamus

A woman with a large overbearing cltoris.

when i pulled doen her trousers and knickers i was confronted by a wild clitapotamus.

clitapotamus by DozzAndPoob May 11, 2011

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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grandnibling

Sibling's grandchild.

My grandnibling is a good person.

grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Word of the Day on June 30, 2026

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