catwank 

This is the sensation of wanting to be a cat with current intellegence and to have an attractive female owner that you will be able to masturbate over (especially when naked after showers) as she won't suspect the cat of doing such a thing. This is most commonly found in males as opposed to females.

Gosh JR stop wanting to be a catwank!

"look at the cat stroking itself"
"That's not a cat that's a catwank!"

catwank by Yeebles March 14, 2007

catwank 

The speed at which one can open a bottle

"What's your catwank?"

catwank by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

catwalk 

Catwalk floor is a narrow, usually elevated platform used by models to demonstrate clothing and accessories during a fashion show.
Models on the catwalk often use a walk which is like that of a cat, placing one foot directly in front of the other to produce an alluring swagger in which the hips take on a more exaggerated movement.

Walk on the catwalk.

catwalk by madic April 2, 2009

camwank 

Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.

"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"

camwank by Marko November 10, 2004

gerbil catwalk 

taint

i heard that john has a four inch gerbil catwalk. sick.

gerbil catwalk by you would never understand May 26, 2011

cardboard catwalk 

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

cardboard catwalk by Stang July 8, 2011

Cattank 

(N)-A recently-devised weapon used by the marines. The M-72 Cattank is fully equipped with Kitten Launchers, All-Terrain Treads, and a Flamethrower.

Space and Time are no obstacle to Cattank.

Cattank is Strong.

Cattank by Pufflocke January 2, 2008