Crunkmonkey 

a homo duesch bag that acts like a retard

That kid slapped my ass yesterday! What a crunkmonkey!

Crunkmonkey by allotta fagina #23 November 2, 2009

CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me

I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"

CrunkMonk3y by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

crackmonkey 

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

crackmonkey by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey 

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

crackmonkey by Your name December 8, 2003

trunkmonkey 

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)

Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.

trunkmonkey by BLo January 11, 2006