"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
Ugoeze is the most beautiful girl you can ever have or see. Created to be special and joyful. Her happiness illuminate others. Have an Ugoeze in your life! It'll be awesome.