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Masacrated 

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Masacrated by Branin November 2, 2009
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Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.
"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!
Massacrate by Demitree December 27, 2008
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Masacrate 

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Masacrate by Branin November 1, 2009

malicrated 

Man I worked out so hard today , my muscles feel malicrated.
malicrated by TheScrantonStrangler October 17, 2017

Mastacated 

To completely tear something or someone apart.
"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."
Mastacated by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

Massacrate

To remove ones penis/scrotum/testicles, then affix said penis/scrotum/testicle(s) to
ones forehead with staples or supeglue.
The massacrate(or): I'ma chop you dick off and stick it on yo forehead. fuck yo couch.
Massacrate by Psycho Magician April 23, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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