moronversation 

A conversation between two or more people who are intellectually challenged; Two or more morons speaking interactively of things they know little or nothing about.

"I overheard a moronversation about the new production line plans."

moronversation by The Keymaykr October 28, 2009

monversation 

A one-sided conversation in which one participant makes little or no input.

I tried to talk things over with her but it quickly turned into a monversation.

monversation by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006

Monoversationlist 

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.

Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.

Monoversationlist by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009

monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

monoversation by John W Phillips September 23, 2006