monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

monoversation by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

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manversation

A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.

"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."

manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006

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Manversation

The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.

Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D

Rouglhy translated as

Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"

Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"

Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"

Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"

That's a manversation

Manversation by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009