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Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.
That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.
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when something is grankly, it is grankly.
“omg man i feel so grankly!”
“i’m so happy for you, a grankle a day keeps the doctor away”
grankly by Totallynotrealta September 6, 2022

grangley 

A word used to describe 1970's color schemes (or similar dull colors) or something beautifully ugly.

An extension to grangle and the personified grangler.
"Man, those colors are grangley as hell."
"Look at how grangley that cat is, damn"
grangley by George Hower October 10, 2007
grankle is when something is grankle-some.
man you’re such a grankle!
thank you man! a grankle a day keeps the doctor away!
grankle by Totallynotrealta September 7, 2022
The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.
“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”
Grankle by NotBeaver September 7, 2022

granoley 

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.
Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.
granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016