stuart broad

plays cricket for england and is the hottest, cutest, nicest person in this entire universe. he is a brilliant bowler and batsmen. he plays for england even though australia rules. as said before, hottest, cutest, nicest person in the entire universe.

person one: "who's playing at the cricket tomorrow?"
person two: "its australia v england.... and stuart broad (in a whole other league)"
person one: "oh"

stuart broad by ---re--- October 23, 2009

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Stuart Broad

He plays cricket for England. And is also one of the most beautiful men in the world.

Person 1 - Do you want to come and watch the cricket match tomorrow?
Person 2 - Only if Stuart Broad is playing - hes gorgeous!

Stuart Broad by MongooseBroad23 April 16, 2009

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Stuart Broad

A salty English cricketer who questions the WTC only after his team is knocked out.

I went to a trip to Australia. Google Maps didn't know the directions. I shouted 'You are useless away from home.' Google Assistant replied 'I am not Stuart Broad.'

Stuart Broad by I am Ashwin's bunny. May 14, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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