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Slafternoon 

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.
peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.
Slafternoon by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011
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A word used to describe violent or uncontrolable laughter. It may include gasping, drooling, snorting, or clutching of the torso.
Haley slaftered so much she drooled over her books.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.
Slafter by Mike the leopard May 3, 2010

Slaffering 

The act of performing sexual acts often in public parks with dogs, often with multiple dogs salivating all over a person as they masturbate.
The man was arrested for Slaffering in the park with a Bernese Mountain dog, a Bull Terrier and a Saint Bernard.
Slaffering by Waystar August 9, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026