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Rape 'Stache 

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker
Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

rape satchel 

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!
rape satchel by -Samax- December 16, 2010

stachetory rape 

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

rapestache 

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache
15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.
rapestache by grumbacher March 6, 2004

Stacheutory Rape 

When a stache is so magnificent, you get sexually aroused in the best way possible.
Ey Legs! That stache pic of Señor Brkovi was a clear cut case of stacheutory rape. I had an erection for 4 hours.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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