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(n.) a large, windowless van, usually white. Resembles a van a kidnapper, pedo,or rapist would use to transport their victims or drive around in.
His new car looks like a raper van... Nobody in their right mind will ever want to get into that car with him!
by ElizaZee January 24, 2013
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A Big Van that looks like someone could get raped in. and opens in the back so as you could shove someone in.
A White Plumbing Van

Person 1: 'hey did you see that raper van?'
Person 2: 'I saw a raper van that looked ten times worse yesterday'
by downpour. October 04, 2009
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A beverage of the alcoholic varity which upon consumption makes you fuckified. Recipe: Tequila, Sprite, orange juice, lemon juice, and red food coloring.
Yeah man, I had a raper van last night, and that's the last thing i remember.
by panic.button January 09, 2011
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