Crompton 

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.

Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

Crompton by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009

Crompton 

To say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heterosexual relationship.

"Dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton"

Crompton by Timeq2 December 27, 2009

Crompton 

Missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.

Man, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if I hadn't cromptoned.

Crompton by Rocky Top Whistler October 12, 2009

crompton 

the inability to play quarterback

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent

crompton by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009

Crompton 

Crompton is a surname and means has a lot of friends but also means 'bitchy personality'.

Crompton is a surname.

Crompton by Popular_kid123 January 25, 2016

crompton 

the last name of his lordship nick crompton

crompton <3<3

crompton by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018

Crompton 

Shortest peen you will ever see also very gay almost as gay as colby

Look at that gay boy crompton

Crompton by Onboard November 8, 2018