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Decepted 

Bay area slang:

To be deceived. Often used when naive people drink/smoke for the first time.

To Decept: To deceive in a punishing manner.
Damn, that fool got decepted off of one drink!

You talk a lot of shit... I will decept you in Smash Bros.

I am about to decept my girl. (To have sex)

I got decepted for not knowing how boring this job is.
Decepted by AheAheAhe October 8, 2009
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Deceptadike 

A female, Age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. Most likely for Money, Drugs, Food, Shelter and/or something of Materialistic value they don’t already posses.

Other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re Strange, to Short and look like a Mario Bro.

It’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.

Then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.
Ryan: Wow, I cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.

Tyler: Yeah you really gotta watch out for those "Deceptadikes".
Deceptadike by KarmaMagna November 7, 2010

deceptadong

A word used by Transformer nerds to describe a transvestite.
Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.
deceptadong by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Deceptease 

A person who knowingly uses deception to make you think you have got a chance of hooking up with him/her. They can be extremely aggravating and annoying.
Chelsea is such a deceptease; she dropped huge hints on her wanting to give me head but it turns out she's actually a total prude.
Deceptease by ClayEugenie October 26, 2009

deceptertroll 

1) a troll
2) a fucktard
deceptertroll was a fucktard, trying to flip some noobs.
deceptertroll by anonymous2803 June 23, 2018

Deceptidong 

That thot bot wants us to gang bang her....

"Deceptidong's roll out!"
Deceptidong by Tweakachu May 11, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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