Alien Tan 

heterosexual intercourse, b/w a man and a women, involving the penetration of the birth canal by the penis and a third party, particularly a female.

Exactly thirty minutes after vaginal penetration, the third party then commences the process of reproduction on the male cohort's face.

(I.E. a three way between one male and two females, one of which whom is pregnant, then the male proceeds to have sex with the female who is not pregnant for how ever long it may take for the pregnant women to give birth on the his face.)

Male: Let's synchronize our watches so we get this Alien Tan just right...

Alien Tan by crustyasscheeks May 25, 2014

alien tan 

when a male cums on females face,or your moms

dude 1:hey i just gave your mom an alien tan
dude 2:gross

alien tan by spaggeti October 7, 2009

Tanya Granic Allen 

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.

Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.

Tanya Granic Allen by Anal Sex Math Geek March 10, 2018

tanya allen 

1.stripperific homigo with a sexy face muwahaha
2. super kink
3. my bitch you damn whore

tanya allen Is minez!.........

tanya allen by 2homigos November 9, 2008