When girls are dancing at clubs all night they make alot of sweat, especially around their vagina, which than makes it stink and taste bad, therefore, Club Muff
Dude, i brought the hottest chick home last night but she had the worst club muff ever.
an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.
Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.
A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.
When I hit300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.