snortblast 

A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.

She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.

snortblast by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009

Snartblast 

Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.

I just snartblasted *crying*

Snartblast by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018

snarfblast 

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.

"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."

snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009

Snorfblat 

What a fork is recognized as by Scuttle in The Little Mermaid

Girl: "I look at the table and saw millions of snorfblats."
Guy: "What are you smoking and where can I find some?"

Snorfblat by MrSakatsu September 5, 2011

Shartblast

Some Random Shithead on minecraft with a dumbass username

HEY!!! Is that the retarded username Shartblast?

Shartblast by Squished_Dead_Kittens April 15, 2021