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fictition 

A disposition to create a fiction or fantasy regarding anything - particularly that which that arises in the mind - whether emotions, persons, situations, et cetera.
George's comprehension of beneficial policy is a complete fictition.
fictition by tsultrim September 29, 2009

Pulp Fiction Date 

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.
"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."
Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

oral fistation 

Verb (oh-rah-lee phis-tay-shion)
Not to be confused with Freud's oral fiaxation
1. The act of forcefully placing a fist into ones mouth, sexually.

2. The act of violently punching someone in the mouth.
1. Becky: I can't wait to go to Liam's house later. He told me we could oral fistate tonight.

2. Did you watch the fight last night?Rhonda Rousey totally got orally fistated.

~oral fistate, orally fistating, orally fistated, oral fistation
oral fistation by 3sexetiers February 17, 2017

pulp fiction 

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter.

2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.

Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.
Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?
pulp fiction by Robyn July 28, 2003

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.