Butt it 

When due to lack of an actual cigarette a person must roll the left over tobacco from cigarette butts into a disgusting cocktail. To be used in cases of extreme desperation only.

"Me and Tim went camping this weekend, we ran out of smokes and had to butt it."

Butt it by Cowboy Killer September 26, 2009

Butt-it 

Another term for passing gas or flatulence.

He butt-it so loud the room shook and smelled atrocious

Butt-it by Ftmillrightone February 8, 2024

Butt Chuck It 

Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.

Butt Chuck It by tdef December 27, 2016

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

do it butt naked 

To perform a certain task or feat with style or without a care of the danger that may be present, especially used in gaming. Also see DiBN.

I Hykon I: We be doing it butt naked, son!
I Thuggy I: Yeah!
I Potpie I: Do it butt naked!

do it butt naked by Hykon June 21, 2010

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it 

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007