Twinkle Monkey

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.

"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"

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tinkle monkey

someone you get stuck marrying, that pees in the sink to get on your nerves, a "sweet" term that means "your in the shit house"

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