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When you go to a Buffet meal and its the food is cold/old/nasty.
Man, I had that hot breakfast barffet. Man that shit was sick!
Barffet by Myndmelt January 28, 2010
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barnfest 

to barn means that you are a barnacle... on the hull of whomever you are barning. actually just creeper style.

a bunch of guys following, stalking, or annoying a really hot girl

all the guys barnfest leesa like she is the last girl on the planet!

barffet  

A friend once told me that cash is the ultimate currency in the group birthday dinner setting. Harder to get screwed on the bill he said. Unless of course that meal is a lunch barffet at Cabaret Royale (or insert random strip club in your hood) in which case forgetaboutit. Wise man.
barffet by DallasLawMan December 16, 2008
A race track in Australia as pronounced by South Australian inbreds
Y'all snoodling off to baffest to catch us a tootling good time wachem dem motorised ve ikles doing sum mighty hot laps
baffest by Wikdog June 17, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026