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Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.
Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?
Hot Carlton by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011
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Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.
when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest
Hot Carlton by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you
I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me
hot carlton by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

The Hot Carltons 

A Professional Rock and Roll Band From Atlanta. There style is a mixture of Blues, Rock, Jazz, Folk. There are Four members in the band: Chris Jackson on vocal and Bass, Mark Whitmore on Drums, John Bennet on Vocals and Guitar, and Mike Kuykendall on Vocals and Guitar. To listen to a sample of their music go to www.myspace.com/thehotcarltons

Their name Precedes the Sex Joke on Urban Dictionary.
This band does not get it's name from that subject matter.
and does not condone this type of behavior. The internet has no control over this type of censorship.
The Hot Carltons is a cool Rock band.
The Hot Carltons by bigvessel August 25, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026