Floink

Name of a legendary bird from the Schnoink Hoink Valley. Appears on the 47th minute of each hour with a pair number. Only during full moon.

Fam, that floink enchanted me so hard I nearly released a stinky fart on 'em

Floink by Wizard the Flizzard July 29, 2019

floink

An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.

I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.

floink by franko jim August 24, 2006

floink

An object that floats above and below the surface of the water.

the rubber ball floink's in the water, it didn't float on the surface nor fully sink.

floink by Diggereedoo September 3, 2009

Floink

A word refering to a being doing a silly action or being silly in nature.
Someone referring to committing a silly action.

Person 1-Bro that bug is such a floink look at him rolling around
Person 2-You know what, I'm about to do a floink
(Proceeds to lay on the flor and start rolling around (being silly))

Floink by Günther tsvetok March 21, 2024

floink

To steal or snatch something from someone.

"Dude, Kumar floinked Rolex."

floink by cunninglinguist666 April 9, 2024

Floink

A silly mishap, usually on a small scale.

"I've dropped the soap, what a floink."

Floink by Boopy1233 August 2, 2024

Floink

A word that is vulgar, used to be directed at someone or said in general. Acts in the same way as other vulgar words like fuck and bastard. As it acts like fuck it can be used in a sense like, fucking or fucker. Or if prefered in a more gentle approach, create, creator, and creating.

You and your buddies were in an argument, Joe: Dude you suck, go floink yourself.
Aaron: I know your girl will he floinking be tonight so I won't have to.
You: Ladies settle down, we all know Joe is a floinker anyways.

Floink by Creamandsuagrpls May 19, 2025