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webspank 

verb:
to be slapped with the “admonishment screen” by your corporate server, when attempting to view a social marketing or shopping website (i.e., Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Ebay)

noun:
your punishment for attempting to access social marketing or shopping websites (see webspank, verb) while at the office
verb:
Kristen: I was trying to see if Johnny broke up with his baby-momma on Facebook, but I was webspanked by the company server.

noun:

Nancy: I received a thorough webspanking from the company server when I tried to watch Ray-J’s sex video on Youtube.
webspank by DHAMMER October 14, 2009
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websaphring 

When you’re feeling blue the net can be like a precious sapphire to brighten your day
The rawesome websaphring was as inspiring as it was timeous in bearing fruit.

webspammer 

Someone who takes a lot of interest in knowing about a lot of random things and then uses his/her knowledge to get an edge in a given situation.
Look at that handsome hunk answering all those questions, he must be a webspammer.
webspammer by HaramiKabootar December 1, 2013

Wespapiganda

When you get to the airport multiple hours early for no reason.

Man: Babe why are we here so early

Woman: Wespapiganda
Man: Babe why are we at the airport so early
Woman: Wespapiganda
Wespapiganda by Sik Fickert January 21, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026