I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??
by tamtamcracker August 21, 2009
ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
by Grain and Twill April 24, 2023
He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.
by Hammer84 September 23, 2022