Rule 49

Commonly known rule that states that all Rules must be read thoroughly before posting in any forum, chat, or Instant Messaging system.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just came from Fight Club..."
Guy 2: "Rules 1 and 2."
Guy 1: "What?"
Guy 2: "Rule 49."

Rule 49 by Trickard August 12, 2009

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Rule 49

If it's censored, there's an uncensored version of it

1: Man They censored the ishowmeat
2: Ishowmeat Rule 49, Ishowmeat Uncensored.

Rule 49 by Racist God November 27, 2023

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rule 49

if it exists, it is at least 1 person's fetish

Person 1: i saw some mf on deviantart who has a fetish for zombie krabby patties
Person 2: haha rule 49 go brrrr

rule 49 by kid named kieran May 1, 2026

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Rule 499

Don't Argue With A Troll

Guy 1. ughh This Troll Is so annoying i gonna give it to him
Guy 2. rule 499
Guy 1. almost forgot

Rule 499 by 1gamerkid111 August 22, 2011

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Rule 49824776541208479028641672843

Time and space is endless, you will never reach the truth. You will stand upon the requiem meant for your will and realize that meaning itself has no meaning. Life isn't life. You are not you. You don't exist. Nothing exists. But that's what makes living so fun. It is to create your own meaning. Live on

Rule 49824776541208479028641672843 is meaningless. Quite ironic

Rule 49824776541208479028641672843 by ricefield September 22, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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