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Goin' Ed Belfour 

When someone reaches a state of drunkeness where they begin to feel violent and roudy. They may strike out at authority figures and will refuse to leave the place of drinking when asked. This is known as "Goin' Ed Belfour"
JR has had about 8 drinks so far...he's goin' Ed Belfour

Back off man before I go Ed Belfour

big beuford 

A big Penis with a giant load squirting out.
You know when your jerking off and some goes all in your eye or hits the ceiling... or gets in your hair I call that a big beuford
big beuford by Atown999 September 15, 2008

beuford butt-buster 

The act of motor boating one's anus, usually in a licentious manner. A close relative of the rim job.
Bill beuford butt-busted Bob in a bar.
crazy old white redneck that lives in Midlothian Il; phone # is 535-7648! HAHAHAHAHA! ask for jamal. say uve got his drugs.
Beuford:
Your no good. I told u already, i will bash your face in. There aint no goddamn jamal here u mexicans.

You:
But, I have his drugs! Beuford your a crazy old redneck

Alabama chunky beuford 

A sex act where the woman vomits between her tits, followed by the man having some tittie sex. Replacement of vomit with feces results in the chili dog (see chili dog).
She gave me the Alabama chunky beuford...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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