Often seen roaming the grounds of the local
Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in
reality he lives in a
sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'
clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that
guy get all of that
confidence?