schlog

v. overmedicate someone to the point of sedation
a. the state of being overmedicated

that gomer is getting a little agitated, lets schlog him with haldol.

that patient in 302B is totally schlogged.

by realmd August 8, 2009

schlog

heavy cream

Schlog=Heavy, thick dessert cream served in cooled stainless bowl at a famous Brooklyn Steak house.

by LoFon September 7, 2018

Schlog

The action of consuming an alchoholic beverage, poured from a large height such as the top of a staircase. Typically it requires 2 partcipants, the one who pours and the one who drinks. One could however perform a self-schlog if using a grabor.

Hey bro did you see Magee schlog in the scum dungeon last night? Epic!

by da skunk September 9, 2020

Schlog

When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.

Dude, I dropped a schlog

by Breerussell__ April 23, 2018

Schlog

Creating the appearance of jogging while going much slower; often characterized by awkward Trex arms at the sides and heavy breathing

My dad goes for a schlog every other day.

I went for a schlog in the park earlier and people kept looking at me sympathetically.

by Nyehkt December 24, 2018

Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

Schlog

When one has a drink in their mouth and they laugh so hard it comes out of their nose and mouth.

Dad's unexpected joke at dinner caused mom to schlog.

by Gavianna August 11, 2013