Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.
2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.
3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.
2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.
3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.
1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.
2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!
3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!
2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!
3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!
by Gik130 August 2, 2009
Contemporarily used adjective. Found fame in 2022 through overuse by clout chasing social media pundits.
Stochastic means "something to do with terrorism, don't really know why, I'm just following the crowd"
Stochastic means "something to do with terrorism, don't really know why, I'm just following the crowd"
by VeganSausage1 November 1, 2022
An adjective that states that a change in an open system in a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.
Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.
This translates to a color-change across a plane in quantum probability.
Quantum probability thus is a stochastic system and exists in a closed system.
This translates to a color-change across a plane in quantum probability.
Quantum probability thus is a stochastic system and exists in a closed system.
by flightfacilities November 20, 2020
An adjective that states that a change in
an open system along a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.
an open system along a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.
Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.
This translates to a color-change across a
plane in quantum probability.
A color-change caused by a thermal differences is thus stochastic and exists in a quantum plane.
This translates to a color-change across a
plane in quantum probability.
A color-change caused by a thermal differences is thus stochastic and exists in a quantum plane.
by flightfacilities November 20, 2020
by awalprojects May 15, 2007
Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.
by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022
A form of rhetoric where a person, usually one with a large audience of followers, demonizes an individual or group they disagree with/dislike in an effort to have one or more members of their audience intimidate, attack, or kill the demonized party on their behalf while maintaining plausible deniability of incitement.
"That conspiracy theorist podcast host committed stochastic terrorism by continually saying his opponent was a child molester."
by AOmundson February 20, 2023