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Person who works in a mindless/lowpaying/repetitive job (usually in retail). This person has barely enough mental capacity to perform his/her simple tasks with an acceptable success rate. He/she will almost never learn from the mistakes of their repetitive past and will never cease to astound you with their ability to look stupid.
Source: scumbag electronic stores in ny
"So...I see you hired another schenph?"
"Make the schenph to do it."
"LOL These new batch of schenphs are even dumber than the last"
"Sander is such a schenph, hes been workin here the longest, and gets paid the least"
schenph by 736368656E7068 July 28, 2009
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Scienphilosophy 

The study of science and philosophy combined to understand the deeper meanings of our universe and its workings. Expected to become a more common field of study as we head into the future.
I study scienphilosophy as a way to better understand the links between philosophical questions with scientific discoveries that have been done so far. The two can be observed and understood in a harmonious manner and may be the key to the progress of humankind.
Scienphilosophy by KyleDome October 12, 2018
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scienphysically 

A word I created that exists for only smart people
Scienphysically proven that girls don't need rights
scienphysically by Mr ye March 15, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026