SMON

When somethings so funny you squirt milk out of your nose.

That shit was so funny i SMON all over my shirt

SMON by patchy pirate July 26, 2009

Smonday

The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.

"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"

Smonday by -Chloe- October 28, 2019

Smonk

Ironic synonym for smoke originating from the meme culture, usually used with doggos (dogs)

High doggo 1: when you smonk the weed

Smonk by Australium Gold July 21, 2016

smonversation

A fake conversation, usually pertaining to lavender-scented shampoo and voice-overs

Why does Justin smell like Danny's lavender shampoo, Danny thought.
It's because he used Danny's shampoo, Justin thought.
They had had a conversation about this, Danny thought.
He remember that conversation and it's the exact reason he did it, Justin thought.
Conversation, smonversation, Danny thought

smonversation by remblack April 7, 2015

Smonkahol 

When you exhale smoke (generally from a spliff) into a bottle of liquor before attempting to simultaneously intake both the alcohol and the smoke. A portmanteau of smonk and alcohol.

Scott had so much smonkahol last night, he got so wasted off both the smonk and the alcohol.

Smonkahol by xxx_Smonk_xxx March 1, 2017

smonk

smoking the cannabis plant, but with a lot more meme

when you smonk weed}

smonk by Ruth the Meese July 26, 2016

Smonk

A nickname of the Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege character, Smoke.

Commonly referred to as Smonk, this nickname has almost fully replaced the character's actual name.

Me: Mate, how did you die?

You: Oh, Smonk gassed me!

Smonk by Curiosify May 15, 2018