Guac-block 

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

Guac-block by Shittychonga July 25, 2009

Guac Block 

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.

Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.

Guac Block by dcthriller February 10, 2012

Guac Block 

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

Guac Block by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

Guac-blocked 

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.

Guac-blocked by LRob September 22, 2007

Guac-blocked 

When fat people are prevented from reaching their delicious snacks by social interactions.

Sarah is a fat bitch and was guac-blocked.

Guac-blocked by AFatKidStoleMyBike January 3, 2010

guacblock 

when you are trying to acquire guacamole, and a friend/acquaintance prevents you from doing so (similar to the term "cockblock")

1. We were at Chipotle, and david tried to get some guac on his chip, but rosalie totally guackblocked him.
2. "Dude! i just want some guacamole! Dont guacblock!"

guacblock by willdabeast69 January 7, 2009