by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
by Pamphilos October 6, 2017
by Big ball man December 31, 2021
slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 2, 2003
by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003
When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.
Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
by RH9 December 11, 2008