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faceboast 

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards
If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything
faceboast by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Facebooktarian 

“Facebooktarian” refers to someone who pretends to be a vegetarian, creating a fake image of himself in social networks (mainly Facebook), posting pictures of a healthy lifestyle, while in real life he/she actually eats all kinds of unhealthy food (including all types of meats) and doesn't care much about his health.
My friend Jose is a facebooktarian, always posting really veggie pictures on his timeline but actually he eats every kind of meat.
Facebooktarian by Zewsoner September 10, 2015
Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

facebooktivist 

A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.
"The facebooktivists are out in full force protesting Facebook's new privacy features."
facebooktivist by nerd05 January 2, 2010

facebort 

to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
facebort by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

Facecrastination

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.