shy dick

A pathetic guy who acts super horny and confident in texts, DMs, or when he's talking big in person, but instantly freezes, ghosts, backs out, or gets awkward the second a woman actually wants to fuck. All bark, zero follow-through — he teases like he’s ready but turns into a timid little bitch the moment a woman accepts his persistent but hollow offer.

"Girl, he was telling me all the ways he wanted to fuck me in my DMs but when I ran into him at that party it was obvious he was a shy dick - wouldn't even kiss me."

shy dick by meninistlady March 30, 2026

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Shy Dick Syndrome

When your dick gets shy because you're too high.

Gab: Why is your dick soft
Nicko: I Just smoked
Gab: You got shy dick syndrome again????

Shy Dick Syndrome by ARobustMongoloid October 25, 2016

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dick shy

A man who is afraid to show his cock to a woman.

My friend is so dick shy he never gets laid.

dick shy by Justin Page March 27, 2006

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Dick Shy

The act of avoiding a penis or penile object.

Aw man I didn't get any last night she was all dick shy.

Dick Shy by Wordsmith808 April 6, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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