Comaflage 

to art of blending into your surroundings by faking a coma. It helps you escape from predators by being a vegetable.

Omg a T-rex! Quickly! Use your comaflage!

Comaflage by ester_flamingo July 15, 2009

Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

camoflagery by bread infection December 28, 2005

cataflage

when a cat camouflages with almost anything; when cataflage is broken you get scared out of your mind

When that cat broke his cataflage I lost my wits.
That cat has some of the best cataflage with that box.

cataflage by TankTrapIFunny April 11, 2014

clamaflage 

Puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the Vagina.

She lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage

clamaflage by Putzwagon September 15, 2016

camoflage 

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

camoflage by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016

conflageration 

A situation involving many unrelated things or people brought together at one time with disasterous results.

The Republican presidential race is a major screwed up conflageration of idiots. fuck up

conflageration by GeekyGirl104 October 29, 2015