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Jay is such a cape, he has a Ravenclaw bed spread.
Cape by Edward Loose September 1, 2018
When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).
J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT
KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK!
SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!
Cape by PTSDF December 27, 2020
A totally awesome article of clothing. Almost anybody who wears a cape will look cool, and anybody who is badass can greatly benefit from wearing either a cape, cloak, or trenchcoat, and of course, having long hair. Having a sword would help, but you'll probably get arrested for that.
That dude with the cape is so freakin' awesome. Some kid said he looked stupid, just because he doesn't dress like everybody else, but when he turned that kid into a mangled mess on the floor, he looked totally badass. Nobody messes with him now! :)
cape by The dark lord G June 17, 2006
Cape (vb): To escape from a situation utilising a mixture of speed and fabric.

The kind of person who capes out of a situation will usually, but not exclusively, be: Tall, dark, brooding, sinister, quiet ect. They will also perform the move with such skill that most of the time people will be left in a state of confusion or yelling 'WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?'
There were too many guards, so he turned round and decided to cape away into the night.
Cape by Furious Ming December 30, 2009
worn when given a haircut, or in general to protect clothing. it is usually either snapped or velcroed around the neck and drapes down over the person receiving the cut and the chair. it is rather comfortable and tends to turn people on. especially when a neck strip is first wrapped around the neck, and sticks up from the collar of the cape.

capes are usually big, to cover up everything.
I watched my hair slide down the salon cape.

The hair dresser fastened a big cape around my neck.

Today I sat out on the front porch wearing a neck strip and my favorite cape.

I love getting a haircut at the local barbers. They use the good old vertical striped capes instead of those obnocious colored ones.
cape by haircuttingcapefetish July 24, 2010