When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).
J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT”
KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK!
SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!
A totally awesome article of clothing. Almost anybody who wears a cape will look cool, and anybody who is badass can greatly benefit from wearing either a cape, cloak, or trenchcoat, and of course, having long hair. Having a sword would help, but you'll probably get arrested for that.
That dude with the cape is so freakin' awesome. Some kid said he looked stupid, just because he doesn't dress like everybody else, but when he turned that kid into a mangled messon the floor, he looked totally badass. Nobody messes with him now! :)
Cape (vb): To escape from a situation utilising a mixture of speed and fabric.
The kind of person who capes out of a situation will usually, but not exclusively, be: Tall, dark, brooding, sinister, quiet ect. They will also perform the move with such skill that most of the time people will be left in a state of confusion or yelling 'WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?'
worn when given a haircut, or in general to protect clothing. it is usually either snapped or velcroed around the neck and drapes down over the person receiving the cut and the chair. it is rather comfortable and tends to turn people on. especially when a neck strip is first wrapped around the neck, and sticks up from the collar of the cape.